it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Randomize