Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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