Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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