Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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