New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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