She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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