Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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