Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My life is pants optional.
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