i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
