So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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