Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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