She said her name was "party"
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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