Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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