i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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