i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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