i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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