Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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