Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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