champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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