There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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