She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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