The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Randomize
