They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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