i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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