These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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