Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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