She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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