Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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