You're completely useless in the revolution.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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