I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Pooping to opera.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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