WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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