dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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