she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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