It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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