"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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