he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
There r osticjed everywhere
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
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