I feel great
I just peed on a car
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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