Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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