Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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