I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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