You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Say something about gay babies.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
