I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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