i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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