is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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