I'm lost and stupid without you.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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