im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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