Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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