miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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