Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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