That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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