i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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