420 ftw
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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