Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
