I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm sobbing to NWA
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