what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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